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Tuesday, December 23, 2008 10:32 PM

lols, i read chingyee's blog
and realized i kana the question-thingie again.
this tym is way bfore the previous one-.=

Dear whoever-that's-reading-this-now!
I don't really know how to tell you this,
but I'll join the monastery I think I
realized it when i threw up at the mental hospital and
I saw you sit on my mustard souffle
I'm sure you're middle class enough
to understand that there is no solution to this.
I'm returning your ring to you,
but I'll keep the oil stocks as a memory.
You should also know that I
never openly mocked the apartment building,
Good luck on your short-term leave from jail
choon.bootslandiist waiting to be buried by homework.

Q1 what's the colour of your shirt?
Blue-our romance is over
Red-our affair is over
White-I'll join the monastery
Black-I dislike you
Green-our horoscope doesn't match
Grey-you are a pervert
Yellow-I'm selling myself
Pink-your nostrils are insulting
Brown-the mafia wants you
No shirt-you're a loser
Other-I'm in love with your sister

Q2 which is your birth month?
January-that night
February-last year
March-when your dwarf bit me
April-when I tripped on sesame seeds
May-first of May
June-when you put cuffs on me
July-When I threw up
August-when I saw the shrunken head
September-when we skinny dipped
October-when I quoted Santa
November-when your dog ran amok
December-when I changed tennis shoes

3.which food do you prefer?
Tacos-in your apartment
Pizza-in your camping car
Pasta-outside of Chicago
Hamburger-under the bus
Salad-as you ate enchilada
Chicken-in your closet
Kabob-with Paris Hilton
Fish-in women's clothing
Sandwiches-at the Hare Krishna graduation
Lasagna-at the mental hospital
Hot dog-under a state of trance
None of the above-with george bush and his wife

Q4 what's the color of your sock?
Blue-knock out
Red-Insult
White-carve your insults into
Black-ignore
Purple-pour syrup onto
Grey-pull your clothes off
Brown-put leeches on
Orange-castrate
Brown-the mafia wants you
Pink-pull the toupee off
Barefoot-sit on
Other-drive out

Q5 what's your favourite colour?
Black-my best friend
White-my father
Grey-Bill Clinton
Brown-my fart balloon
Purple-my mustard souffle
Red-donald duck
Blue-avocado plant
Yellow-my penpal in Ghana
Orange-my KidRock-collection
Pink-Manchester United's goalkeeper
None-my John F. Kennedy-statue
Other-Me

Q6 what do you prefer to watch on TV?
Scrubs-ManO.C-emotional
One Tree Hill-open
Heroes-frostbitten
Lost-high
House-scarred
Simpsons-cowardly
The news-mongolic
Idol-masochistic
Family Guy-senile
Top Model-middle-class
None of the above-ashamed

Q7 what is your mood right now?
Happy-how awful I've felt
Sad-how boring you are
Bored-that santa doesnt exist
Angry-that your pimples are at the last stage
Depressed-that we're cousins
Exicited-that there is no solution to this
Nervous-the middle-east
Worried-that your Honda sucks
Apathetic-that I did a sex change
Ashamed-that I'm allergic to your hamster
Cuddly-that I get turned on by garbage men
Overjoyous-that I'm open
Other-that Extreme Home Makeover sucks

Q8 what's the colour of the walls in your bedroom?
White-your ring
Yellow-your love letters
Red-your Darth Varder poster
Black-your tame stone
Blue-the couch cushions
Green-the pictures from LA
Orange-your false teeth
Brown-your contact book
Grey-our matching snoopy bibs
Purple-your old lottery coupons
Pink-the cut toenails
Other-your memories from the military service

Q9 the first letter of your name?
A/B-your photo
C/D-the oil stocks
E/F-your neighbour Martin
G/H-my virginity
I/J-the result of your blood sample
K/L-your left ear
M/N-your suicide notes
O/P-my common sense
Q/R-your mom
S/T-your collection of butterflies
U/V-your criminal record
W/X-David's tricot outfits
Y/Z-your grades from college

Q10 the last letter in your name?
A/B-always will remember
C/D-never will forget
E/F-always wanted to break
G/H-never openly mocked
I/J-always have felt dirty before
K/L-will tell the authorities about
M/N-told in my confession today about
O/P-was interviewed by the Times about
Q/R-told my psychiatrist about
S/T-get sick when i think of
U/V-always will try to forget
W/X-am better off without
Y/Z-never liked

Q11 what do you prefer to drink?
Water-our friendship
Beer-senility
Soft drink-a new life as a clone
Soda-the incarnation as an eskimo
Milk-the apartment building
Wine-cocaine abuse
Cider-a passionate interest for mice
Juice-Oprah Winfrey imitations
Mineral water-embarrassing rash
Hot chocolate-eggplant-fetishism
Whisky-to ruin the second world war
Other-to hate the Boston Celtics

Q12 to which country would you prefer to go on a vacation?
Thailand-Warm regards
USA-Best regards
England-Good luck on your short-term leave from jail
Spain-Go and drown yourself
China-Disgusting regards
Japan-go burn
Greece-Your everlasting enemy
Australia-Greetings to your frog Leonard
Egypt-Fuck off now
France-In pain
Other-Greetings to your freaky family

and just when i thought im done,
here's another one-.=

1. Where would you go if someone sponsors you an air ticket?
LONDON

2. What's your favourite thing to do?
most most most favourite?
DOING WHAT I FEEL LIKE MOST.

3. Do you think money can buy happiness?
no.
more like the other way round.
HAPPINESS CAN BUY MONEY,
but money cannot buy happiness(:

4. If you were given a chance to receive something, what would it be?
A PRESENT
(an aladin genie would be great:))

5. Things you can't live without.
MY FRIENDS
MY FAMILY
MY MUSIC
ME
&etc.

6. What are you afraid to lose?
MYSELF
&etc.

7. If you win $1 million US dollars, what would you do?
DONATE HALF
and USE THE REST TO MAKE ME HAPPY.

8. What do you dream of doing in the future?
I DREAM OF BEING :DD IN WADEVER I'LL BE DOING.

9. List down 3 good points about the person who gave you this survey
SWEET
CHEERFUL
FUNNY

10. What makes you happy?
WADEVER THAT I THINK IS WORTH TO BE HAPPY ABOUT.

11. What type of person do you hate most?
SNOBS
OVERLY-DEMANDING PPL

12. If you have a super power what would it be?
BE ABLE TO SEE THE FUTURE
(like alice :DD)
or BE ABLE TO TELEPORT.

13. Would you go for happiness or money?
HAPPINESS.
THEN MONEY.

14. Who do you think is the most important people in your life?
THE PEOPLE WHO I THINK ARE MOST IMPORTANT.

15. If you have a girlfriend/boyfriend, would you die for her/him?
die instead of him?
YES. MAYBE. IT REALLY DEPENDS.
die because of him?
NO WAY.

16. Who's the last person who hugged you?
TWEETY DUCK?
she keep doing the "i heart elephant" thing during the 10th anni-.=
grrrrr...

17. What is the one thing you want to do badly right now ?
HANG OUT WITH MY FRIENDS AND NOT STRESS ON FINISHING HOMEWORK.
quite impossible.

18. Who are you close to ?
FRIENDS.
FAMILY.
BLAHHBLAHHBLAHHBLAHHBLAHH.
this is a stupid question.

19. Are you courageous enough to tell the person that you like her/him?
OF COURSE. not. maybe.
blehhs.

20. If you could do one thing all over again what would it be ?
THE 'PATHETIQUE' PERFORMANCE.
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH~

21. 8 things that scare you :
TEMPERS
NOT ABLE TO MAKE FRIENDS
EATING TOMATOES
(ewwwww)
CONFRONTING PPL
how will i noe?

22. 8 things that you like/love the most :
MANY.
THERE'LL BE MORE THAN 8,
BELIVE ME.

23. 8 important things in my room :
IT CHANGES FROM DAY TO DAY.
after all,
we change what we put in rooms:DD

24. 8 people to do this questionnaire :
EELYN
CHINGYEE
(stop sabo-ing me leh...)
TWEETYs
BOWLIE
LAO APEH
OBAMA
HUANG TAIZI
MY FATHER
(as in LECK JOO HIANG. YES.)

okayy, i better be going.
my sis is gonna tattle-.=
-choon. I HATE HOMEWORK.

HUH.
another one.

1. Besides your mouth, where is your favourite spot to get kissed?
WHO ACTUALLY ANSWERS THIS?!

2. Were you happy when you woke up today?
NO, I DREAD WAKING UP TODAY.
its HOMEWORK day.
arghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh~

3. How about now?
still NO.
ask me this tmr and i'll say yes;
ask my again i'll jus kill the comp.

4. Do you eat candy on a daily basis?
NO.
YES.
MAYBE.

5. Who was the last person you ate with?
MY SISTER.
technically,
cuz we're the only ones in the house.

6. Are you currently taking a science class in school?
its the HOLS.
but i take PHYSICS and CHEMISTRY(:

7. Kiss on the first date?
i've never even been on a date-.=

8. Would you rather have chicken or steak?
COME ON, IM A VEGETARIAN..

9. What were you doing at 10 am?
EATING BREAKFAST(:

10. Are you different now than you were six months ago?
YES.
IM SO NOISY NOW I DUN EVEN RECOGNIZE MYSELF:DD

11. What was the last beverage you spilled on yourself?
i forgot.
but i got cream squirted on me ytd,
and chilli on my sleeve, also ytd.

12. How old will you be in 10 months?
16:dd

13. Who was the last person to text you?
LYNN WONG.
(i asked her if we should put 4G/ 3G for our homework-.=)

14. What month is your birthday in?
JULY:DD

15. Can you live a day without TV?
YES, unless my favourite show is on it.

16. When was the last time you saw your dad?
TODAY MORNING
(aka 12MIDNIGHT)
he was already at work when i woke up..

17. How many pets do you have?
ONE.
but i dun like her too much
(my sister, lols:))

18. Are you a female or a male?
D-U-H.
FEMALE.
unless im a gay, cuz i talk girl.
but IM A FEMALE.

19. Do you prefer shoes, socks, or bare feet?
BARE FEET:DD

20. What are you doing for your next birthday?
PARTYING (i hope)
but most probably studying:(
o's...

21. What are you thinking about right now?
DOING MY HOMEWORK.
yuck.

22. Any plans for next weekend?
VOLUNTEERY WORK. EXPO. VOLUNTEERY WORK.

23. Do you smile a lot?
YES:DDDDD

24. When was the last time you cried and why?
i forgot.
but if i rmb correctly,
i wasnt let out of the house-.=

25. Have you ever had a life-threatening injury?
NOPES(:

26. What do you want to be when you grow up?
MUSICIAN?
PSYCHOLOGIST?
DESIGNER?
i know...
SING ABC:DD

27. Do you like flying or driving?
i like flying.
and driving.
but did none before.

28. Do you know how to drive a stick shift?
WHAT THE HECK IS THAT?

29. What is your favourite thing to spend money on?
ME.
IM MY FAVOURITE PERSON TO SPEND MONEY ON:DDDDD

30. Do you wear any jewelry daily?
if i go out(:
if im at home,
WHY WILL I DO THAT?

31. Who got you the jewelry you are currently wearing?
im not wearing any-.=

32. Who is the funniest person you know?
PCY.
JOEY.
many many more.

33. How often do you remember your dreams?
every two days?
EVERY TWO NIGHTS?

34. What is your ringtone?
MESSAGE: SWEET LIE (brown eyed girls)
VIDEOCALL: LEAVIN' (jesse mccartney)
VOICECALL: SUNSET GLOW (big bang)

35. Pass this quiz to 3 people
EELYN
TWEETYs
MY MUMMY.
(YES. TOH SIEW KHIM:))