Tuesday, December 23, 2008 10:32 PM
lols, i read chingyee's blogand realized i kana the question-thingie again.this tym is way bfore the previous one-.=Dear whoever-that's-reading-this-now!I don't really know how to tell you this,but I'll join the monastery I think Irealized it when i threw up at the mental hospital andI saw you sit on my mustard souffleI'm sure you're middle class enoughto understand that there is no solution to this.I'm returning your ring to you,but I'll keep the oil stocks as a memory.You should also know that Inever openly mocked the apartment building,Good luck on your short-term leave from jailchoon.bootslandiist waiting to be buried by homework.Q1 what's the colour of your shirt?Blue-our romance is overRed-our affair is overWhite-I'll join the monasteryBlack-I dislike youGreen-our horoscope doesn't matchGrey-you are a pervertYellow-I'm selling myselfPink-your nostrils are insultingBrown-the mafia wants youNo shirt-you're a loserOther-I'm in love with your sisterQ2 which is your birth month?January-that nightFebruary-last yearMarch-when your dwarf bit meApril-when I tripped on sesame seedsMay-first of MayJune-when you put cuffs on meJuly-When I threw upAugust-when I saw the shrunken headSeptember-when we skinny dippedOctober-when I quoted SantaNovember-when your dog ran amokDecember-when I changed tennis shoes3.which food do you prefer?Tacos-in your apartmentPizza-in your camping carPasta-outside of ChicagoHamburger-under the busSalad-as you ate enchiladaChicken-in your closetKabob-with Paris HiltonFish-in women's clothingSandwiches-at the Hare Krishna graduationLasagna-at the mental hospitalHot dog-under a state of tranceNone of the above-with george bush and his wifeQ4 what's the color of your sock?Blue-knock outRed-InsultWhite-carve your insults intoBlack-ignorePurple-pour syrup ontoGrey-pull your clothes offBrown-put leeches onOrange-castrateBrown-the mafia wants youPink-pull the toupee offBarefoot-sit onOther-drive outQ5 what's your favourite colour?Black-my best friendWhite-my fatherGrey-Bill ClintonBrown-my fart balloonPurple-my mustard souffleRed-donald duckBlue-avocado plantYellow-my penpal in GhanaOrange-my KidRock-collectionPink-Manchester United's goalkeeperNone-my John F. Kennedy-statueOther-MeQ6 what do you prefer to watch on TV?Scrubs-ManO.C-emotionalOne Tree Hill-openHeroes-frostbittenLost-highHouse-scarredSimpsons-cowardlyThe news-mongolicIdol-masochisticFamily Guy-senileTop Model-middle-classNone of the above-ashamedQ7 what is your mood right now?Happy-how awful I've feltSad-how boring you areBored-that santa doesnt existAngry-that your pimples are at the last stageDepressed-that we're cousinsExicited-that there is no solution to thisNervous-the middle-eastWorried-that your Honda sucksApathetic-that I did a sex changeAshamed-that I'm allergic to your hamsterCuddly-that I get turned on by garbage menOverjoyous-that I'm openOther-that Extreme Home Makeover sucksQ8 what's the colour of the walls in your bedroom?White-your ringYellow-your love lettersRed-your Darth Varder posterBlack-your tame stoneBlue-the couch cushionsGreen-the pictures from LAOrange-your false teethBrown-your contact bookGrey-our matching snoopy bibsPurple-your old lottery couponsPink-the cut toenailsOther-your memories from the military serviceQ9 the first letter of your name?A/B-your photoC/D-the oil stocksE/F-your neighbour MartinG/H-my virginityI/J-the result of your blood sampleK/L-your left earM/N-your suicide notesO/P-my common senseQ/R-your momS/T-your collection of butterfliesU/V-your criminal recordW/X-David's tricot outfitsY/Z-your grades from collegeQ10 the last letter in your name?A/B-always will rememberC/D-never will forgetE/F-always wanted to breakG/H-never openly mockedI/J-always have felt dirty beforeK/L-will tell the authorities aboutM/N-told in my confession today aboutO/P-was interviewed by the Times aboutQ/R-told my psychiatrist aboutS/T-get sick when i think ofU/V-always will try to forgetW/X-am better off withoutY/Z-never likedQ11 what do you prefer to drink?Water-our friendshipBeer-senilitySoft drink-a new life as a cloneSoda-the incarnation as an eskimoMilk-the apartment buildingWine-cocaine abuseCider-a passionate interest for miceJuice-Oprah Winfrey imitationsMineral water-embarrassing rashHot chocolate-eggplant-fetishismWhisky-to ruin the second world warOther-to hate the Boston CelticsQ12 to which country would you prefer to go on a vacation?Thailand-Warm regardsUSA-Best regardsEngland-Good luck on your short-term leave from jailSpain-Go and drown yourselfChina-Disgusting regardsJapan-go burnGreece-Your everlasting enemyAustralia-Greetings to your frog LeonardEgypt-Fuck off nowFrance-In painOther-Greetings to your freaky familyand just when i thought im done,here's another one-.=1. Where would you go if someone sponsors you an air ticket?LONDON
2. What's your favourite thing to do?most most most favourite?
DOING WHAT I FEEL LIKE MOST.
3. Do you think money can buy happiness?
no.
more like the other way round.
HAPPINESS CAN BUY MONEY,
but money cannot buy happiness(:
4. If you were given a chance to receive something, what would it be?A PRESENT
(an aladin genie would be great:))
5. Things you can't live without.MY FRIENDS
MY FAMILY
MY MUSIC
ME
&etc.
6. What are you afraid to lose?MYSELF
&etc.
7. If you win $1 million US dollars, what would you do?DONATE HALF
and USE THE REST TO MAKE ME HAPPY.
8. What do you dream of doing in the future?I DREAM OF BEING :DD IN WADEVER I'LL BE DOING.
9. List down 3 good points about the person who gave you this surveySWEET
CHEERFUL
FUNNY
10. What makes you happy?WADEVER THAT I THINK IS WORTH TO BE HAPPY ABOUT.
11. What type of person do you hate most?SNOBS
OVERLY-DEMANDING PPL
12. If you have a super power what would it be?BE ABLE TO SEE THE FUTURE
(like alice :DD)
or BE ABLE TO TELEPORT.
13. Would you go for happiness or money?HAPPINESS.
THEN MONEY.
14. Who do you think is the most important people in your life?THE PEOPLE WHO I THINK ARE MOST IMPORTANT.15. If you have a girlfriend/boyfriend, would you die for her/him?die instead of him?
YES. MAYBE. IT REALLY DEPENDS.
die because of him?
NO WAY.16. Who's the last person who hugged you?TWEETY DUCK?
she keep doing the "i heart elephant" thing during the 10th anni-.=
grrrrr...
17. What is the one thing you want to do badly right now ?HANG OUT WITH MY FRIENDS AND NOT STRESS ON FINISHING HOMEWORK.
quite impossible.
18. Who are you close to ?FRIENDS.
FAMILY.
BLAHHBLAHHBLAHHBLAHHBLAHH.
this is a stupid question.
19. Are you courageous enough to tell the person that you like her/him?OF COURSE. not. maybe.
blehhs.
20. If you could do one thing all over again what would it be ?THE 'PATHETIQUE' PERFORMANCE.
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH~
21. 8 things that scare you :TEMPERS
NOT ABLE TO MAKE FRIENDS
EATING TOMATOES
(ewwwww)
CONFRONTING PPL
how will i noe?
22. 8 things that you like/love the most :MANY.
THERE'LL BE MORE THAN 8,
BELIVE ME.
23. 8 important things in my room :IT CHANGES FROM DAY TO DAY.
after all,
we change what we put in rooms:DD
24. 8 people to do this questionnaire :EELYN
CHINGYEE
(stop sabo-ing me leh...)
TWEETYs
BOWLIE
LAO APEH
OBAMA
HUANG TAIZI
MY FATHER
(as in LECK JOO HIANG. YES.)
okayy, i better be going.
my sis is gonna tattle-.=
-choon. I HATE HOMEWORK.
HUH.
another one.
1. Besides your mouth, where is your favourite spot to get kissed?WHO ACTUALLY ANSWERS THIS?!
2. Were you happy when you woke up today?NO, I DREAD WAKING UP TODAY.
its HOMEWORK day.
arghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh~
3. How about now?still NO.
ask me this tmr and i'll say yes;
ask my again i'll jus kill the comp.
4. Do you eat candy on a daily basis?NO.
YES.
MAYBE.
5. Who was the last person you ate with?MY SISTER.
technically,
cuz we're the only ones in the house.
6. Are you currently taking a science class in school?its the HOLS.
but i take PHYSICS and CHEMISTRY(:
7. Kiss on the first date?i've never even been on a date-.=
8. Would you rather have chicken or steak?COME ON, IM A VEGETARIAN..
9. What were you doing at 10 am?EATING BREAKFAST(:
10. Are you different now than you were six months ago?YES.
IM SO NOISY NOW I DUN EVEN RECOGNIZE MYSELF:DD
11. What was the last beverage you spilled on yourself?i forgot.
but i got cream squirted on me ytd,
and chilli on my sleeve, also ytd.
12. How old will you be in 10 months?16:dd
13. Who was the last person to text you?LYNN WONG.
(i asked her if we should put 4G/ 3G for our homework-.=)
14. What month is your birthday in?JULY:DD
15. Can you live a day without TV?YES, unless my favourite show is on it.
16. When was the last time you saw your dad?TODAY MORNING
(aka 12MIDNIGHT)
he was already at work when i woke up..
17. How many pets do you have?ONE.
but i dun like her too much
(my sister, lols:))
18. Are you a female or a male?D-U-H.
FEMALE.
unless im a gay, cuz i talk girl.
but IM A FEMALE.
19. Do you prefer shoes, socks, or bare feet?BARE FEET:DD
20. What are you doing for your next birthday?PARTYING (i hope)
but most probably studying:(
o's...
21. What are you thinking about right now?DOING MY HOMEWORK.
yuck.
22. Any plans for next weekend?VOLUNTEERY WORK. EXPO. VOLUNTEERY WORK.
23. Do you smile a lot?YES:DDDDD
24. When was the last time you cried and why?i forgot.
but if i rmb correctly,
i wasnt let out of the house-.=
25. Have you ever had a life-threatening injury?NOPES(:
26. What do you want to be when you grow up?MUSICIAN?
PSYCHOLOGIST?
DESIGNER?
i know...
SING ABC:DD
27. Do you like flying or driving?i like flying.
and driving.
but did none before.
28. Do you know how to drive a stick shift?WHAT THE HECK IS THAT?
29. What is your favourite thing to spend money on?ME.
IM MY FAVOURITE PERSON TO SPEND MONEY ON:DDDDD
30. Do you wear any jewelry daily?if i go out(:
if im at home,
WHY WILL I DO THAT?
31. Who got you the jewelry you are currently wearing?im not wearing any-.=
32. Who is the funniest person you know?PCY.JOEY.many many more.33. How often do you remember your dreams?every two days?
EVERY TWO NIGHTS?
34. What is your ringtone?MESSAGE: SWEET LIE (brown eyed girls)
VIDEOCALL: LEAVIN' (jesse mccartney)
VOICECALL: SUNSET GLOW (big bang)
35. Pass this quiz to 3 peopleEELYN
TWEETYs
MY MUMMY.
(YES. TOH SIEW KHIM:))